Kit Anderson

Why Make Another Gapers Gone Wild Movie

November 7, 2009 · Leave a Comment


The original “Gapers Gone Wild: Gapers In Paradise”…
…wanted to be cool.
…had shitty production value.
…didn’t know what it was shooting for, until it was in the can.
…didn’t have enough Random Bob or Mr. Mooyagi.
…had moments trying to be other ski movies.
…was a student film.
…didn’t have a barcode and was never promoted properly.
…got too serious.
…didn’t have enough duct-tape.

But “Gapers Gone Wild: HD Extremery”…
…doesn’t know what cool is.
…has solid production value.
…tells a story.
…features Random Bob and Mr. Mooyagi.
…is its own movie.
…is made by professionals with kick-ass resumes.
…has a barcode and marketing campaign.
…punches serious in the throat.
…is made entirely of duct-tape.

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